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Post by mike88g on Dec 11, 2008 18:34:38 GMT 12
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really peeved.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Post by AllCrossedup on Dec 11, 2008 18:43:27 GMT 12
Brilliant! ;D
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Post by tank11 on Dec 11, 2008 20:16:17 GMT 12
old................
and at 200pounds, she's a big girl........... ;D
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dirtydave66g
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Post by dirtydave66g on Dec 11, 2008 20:48:50 GMT 12
warm in the winter shady in the summer aye?
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Wayne
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Post by Wayne on Dec 12, 2008 12:27:22 GMT 12
If you really want your partner to loose weight here is some good advise.
Encourage her to go for a 3km walk in the morning and another 3km walk in the evening. The next day do the same thing. Repeat this every day for a week and after seven days, she will be 42km away.
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