RIP Te Marua Duck (Read 5,083 times)

[theprofessor]

there was a young duck/goose at te marua
that ended up as a stock car skewer
yep a auckland race car that ended its life
ended up a great feast for Ramjam and wife
for after it was roasted and sauced all over
Ramjam washed it down with some of his Classical Cola

as for mintie not one of his finest moments caught on video
but thats what the ads look for as comedy fu*k ups go
not that he's been seen looking any finer
just pissed that his namesakes are made over in china

as for the weekend, the weather didn't play ball
it was a bl**dy duck that had the nastiest call
but out of the gloom and droopiest of lips
quiety in the background, Ramjam on his classic cola, he sips


Yep the Professor is back up to no good
giving out raspberries as only the poetic one could
way down south stayin on the taylors farm
amusing the sheep with his flag waving charm
then off to cromwell, camping down at the track
watching the racing, chatting and just being slack

the Professor

[urmama]

Dec 30, 2009 10:53:20 GMT 12 theprofessor said:

there was a young duck/goose at te marua
that ended up as a stock car skewer
yep a auckland race car that ended its life
ended up a great feast for Ramjam and wife
for after it was roasted and sauced all over
Ramjam washed it down with some of his Classical Cola

as for mintie not one of his finest moments caught on video
but thats what the ads look for as comedy fu*k ups go
not that he's been seen looking any finer
just pissed that his namesakes are made over in china

as for the weekend, the weather didn't play ball
it was a bl**dy duck that had the nastiest call
but out of the gloom and droopiest of lips
quiety in the background, Ramjam on his classic cola, he sips


Yep the Professor is back up to no good
giving out raspberries as only the poetic one could
way down south stayin on the taylors farm
amusing the sheep with his flag waving charm
then off to cromwell, camping down at the track
watching the racing, chatting and just being slack

the Professor

one word for you GOLD

[Steve the Maori]

Could anybody tell me when the Funeral is being held? Would like to travel down to pay my respects.

[hercules]

;)Someone from the gooses family will im sure post on here when details are finalised, or barring that someone from welly can look in the deaths section of local paper and let us know.

Im waiting for tv1 or tv3 to show it on the news, can see the headlines now, Speedway Duck killed........ i mean goose

I cant wait till i go back to work, im bored at the moment

[mintie]

Excuse me Mr Mintie, but you’re a mean human being sir.
If that is what you think then so be it, but if being mean is sponsoring kids through schools, working with the sallies to help feed kids at Christmas, and give them presents, helping with drug and alcohol rehab, and freely give my time to charity organisations then i must be mean and i take offence at you post.

I am the voice of the dead bird run over by the stockcar. And now I’m back from the dead to haunt your conscience (if you have one) for the rest of your life!
you now think its funny to also haunt me for the rest of my life. this also deeply offends me, and on this note i do not find this funny

For your information I am not a dead duck or a dead goose. I was just a little baby goose you humans call a gosling because I can’t fly or look after myself yet. My mum is called a goose and my dad a gander. We are bigger and have longer necks than our distant relations ducks. We graze on land mostly whereas ducks almost always feed in the water.

Just before I was squashed I was very scared and frightened by all the noise. How come none of you humans who think you are so much smarter than us made the effort to move my mum and me before the racing started? We weren’t there to hurt anyone. We were just hungry.

And I know my mum would have been deeply upset when you suggested to Ramjam she should be plucked and put in the pot for dinner. Have you no heart? I wish I couldn have been there then to give her a hug because she was so stressed - but I couldn't because I was dead!

The last thing I remember before I was mowed down was looking at the man wearing the red cap thinking please please help me. But he just turned and walked away without a care in the world. How cruel and cold. And if you were really concerned about the 5 drivers being hurt why didn't you say something over the pa system? Frankly sometimes humans act more like a goose than my mum.
[/quote]a each accident we did report that the dirver is fine, but the privacy act does not allow us to say any more than that without permission , but hey you have already questioned my free giving spirit, challenged the rest of my life so why not also i didnt show any concern for the drivers

I wonder why I bothered to reply to your post but it has offended me and i am not prepared to accept that

[goat]

This is three pages of rubbish and should be locked

And mintie keep up the good work with the mike at and the meeting you go too. !!

[stockmad]

hahahaha at least i know the duck wont do that again. and it was only a duck so just let it go. I feel sorry for the drivers crew someone would of had to wash the car .

[BarryB]

I'm certainly over it........let's go racing boys!!